I'm old.

Kinja'd!!! "mazda616" (mazda616)
11/13/2014 at 07:21 • Filed to: It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.

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As of today, I am a quarter of a century old. And halfway to fifty. Weird.

Have a pic of my current dream car for your time. And feel free to buy me one as a birthday present.

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DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > mazda616
11/13/2014 at 07:25

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That's not a red Model S, what's wrong with you?! Has old age addled your brain already?


Kinja'd!!! Roundbadge > mazda616
11/13/2014 at 07:29

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Happy birthday!

Get off my lawn.


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > spanfucker retire bitch
11/13/2014 at 07:30

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Possibly. :( Red and black are my two favorite colors, so I figured I'll be happy with either.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > mazda616
11/13/2014 at 07:36

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you young whipper snappers. Have your quarter life crisis yet?


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > mazda616
11/13/2014 at 07:38

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Happy birthday!


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > mazda616
11/13/2014 at 07:39

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wait till you hit 40!

then it's all down hill (i'm turning 41 next week)


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > Funktheduck
11/13/2014 at 07:40

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Not really. But even if I did, not like I could afford to do anything about it haha. Right now the main crisis is that pressure is on from friends and family alike for my wife and I to have a baby. And I'm just not ready for all that business.


Kinja'd!!! Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > mazda616
11/13/2014 at 07:43

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Ignore them. If you want a baby, have a baby. If you don't, don't. It's not their hypothetical baby.


Kinja'd!!! Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > mazda616
11/13/2014 at 07:45

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Happy birthday. May your year be happy bright, but not so bright it hurts your eyes.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > mazda616
11/13/2014 at 07:50

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I get the when are you getting married/having a baby stuff a lot too so I feel your pain. I get less baby since we're not married but I still get it.

I got a little bummed leading up to and after my 25th. I wasn't where I wanted to be in life or where I expected to be at that point. The recession had some to do with that. I'm in a much better place now than I thought I could so I caught up and made up for it. Just not on my original timeframe. So if you do feel down or feel like you're behind like I did know that it can and often does get better and life plans are mostly useless.


Kinja'd!!! Roundbadge > pip bip - choose Corrour
11/13/2014 at 07:51

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40 is coming up for me in March.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Roundbadge
11/13/2014 at 07:53

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i feel your pain!


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > mazda616
11/13/2014 at 07:58

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Go out to toy store.

Buy "life like" baby doll.

Throw it at friends and Family

Shout "Here's your fucking baby!"


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > mazda616
11/13/2014 at 08:20

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Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > Funktheduck
11/13/2014 at 08:21

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Yeah, I feel that way exactly. I got a very good paying job and was fired from it before I finished training. That was on April 1st. Then on September 2nd, I started working where I do now (at the same company I worked at before the good job offer that I was let go from). A menial cubicle job making $24k a year. I feel like I wasted my college education and I'm sad that this is all im doing with my life. But I am a Christian guy so I am trying my best to trust that God has something planned for me, since my plans obviously don't work out.


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > spanfucker retire bitch
11/13/2014 at 08:21

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Very good idea. Right now I just tell them that our dog is our baby and if they want to babysit her then they are more than welcome.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > mazda616
11/13/2014 at 08:27

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welcome to the 25 year old club. There are no benefits.


Kinja'd!!! BATC42 > mazda616
11/13/2014 at 08:35

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First, happy birthday. And second, I don't believe how much I want a Model S since I've test driven one. I miss the singing of the engine, but otherwise, awesome, awesome car.


Kinja'd!!! luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > mazda616
11/13/2014 at 08:37

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Don't take the baby comments seriously. My wife and I had our first kid after 8 years of marriage. In my experience most people aren't really trying to pressure you, they're just excited at the prospect of a new baby.

I understand the feeling old thing. You are firmly, no question, in the "adult" category now. Just accept that and enjoy life.

What's your degree in anyway? What's your dream job/profession?


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > mazda616
11/13/2014 at 09:06

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Happy Birthday! Have some cake!


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > mazda616
11/13/2014 at 09:21

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Best advice I can give to that is don't just actively look for a new job but look for opportunities to do things. That sounds weird but when you listen to what people say there can be opportunities that most people won't pick up on. For example: someone says "I wish there was x to make y easier" or "it would be great if there was someone who would do z for me". That's how inventions and businesses get started


Kinja'd!!! Rico > mazda616
11/13/2014 at 10:10

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Don't fall for it. Having a kid at 25 ain't as easy as it used to be, that being said I turn 25 in Feb. and definitely wouldn't be ready.

Keep strapping on those jimmies!